When I saw her it was love at first sight Her hair was blonde and her jeans were tight So how about tonight? She said she didn't know too much about me Or my dating history She said no, and she's sorry Why can't you go out with me? Why can't you go out with me? Why can't you go out with me? I've waited oh so long And I'm thinking something's wrong So I decided to one day go and drop by To feel her up and just say hi So how about tonight? She gave me the same no as before Don't understand it anymore Her father showed me the door Why can't you go out with me? Why can't you go out with me? Why can't you go out with me? I've waited oh so long And I'm thinking something's wrong Adam: Do you think she'll wanna go? Josh: Truthfully no! Adam: I hear she's on the rag. Josh: What a drag! Adam: She said she's grounded. Josh/Ben: Dude, I doubt it. Adam: On top of that she's sick. Josh: BULLsh*t! Why can't you go out with me? Why can't you go out with me? Why can't you go out with me? I've waited oh so long Why can't you go out with me? Why can't you go out with me? Why can't you go out with me? I've waited oh so long I've waited oh so long And that's the end of this song