It creeps me makes me weep, wee! To see that roasted piece chunk of cheese Placed on your belly and eating the child Unborn by the will of mr. cheng And it creeps me makes me weep, wee! When that piece chunk makes an appearance At the premiere of my 26 films And i go wee wee when cheese eat mr. cheng These cheeses creep me make me weep, wee! They eat cheng and then they eat more men And cheeses, they got the power Cheng's boo boo may cut up you and you and you Big ol' throbbing cheese makes me weep, wee! It carries salmonella through cheese in mayo Mayo can be good can be not so good But it's really bad when it make you poo poo