Faxed Head - Coalinga Love lyrics

Coalinga knows how to party Coalinga knows how to party Unlike the city Of Avenal Unlike the city Of Kettleman City Unlike the city City of Kerman We keep on rocking From wheelchairs rolling Let me welcome everybody to the center of the west The city that's protected us as if it were a nest The health care we receive here is the best Pretty nurses shoot us up with winks suggesting s** We were born here and died here yet we're still alive Selling retread tires and colored ice to survive We clip coupons on the weekend take 'em to the store Double value on Tuesdays; so you save even more I've been in this town since before Taco Bell was serving Back when the local food left your belly churning But now we got chains and we're gonna use them We record tracks in their motherf*cking bathroom It's all good For the people in this town Shut the f*ck up The sky here isn't brown Blow a gasket As you pa** on through Your car'll never make it You've got some spending to do Coalinga knows how to party Coalinga knows how to party Unlike the city Of Avenal Unlike the city Of Kettleman City Unlike the city City of Kerman We keep on rocking From wheelchairs rolling Save us, save us please Save us save us Save us save us please Save us please Save us, save us please Save us save us Save us save us please Save us please Out on the streets of Coalinga We still get stares You think they'd be used to rockers In metal wheelchairs They've seen us in the paper But still they're not all proud Like that old man who sets his hearing aid too loud He called the cops when he saw light still on At Taco Bell at midnight he said he heard a sound The police showed up and pulled the plug at a quarter past We had just begun to lay down our latest tracks They busted our a**es and hauled us off to jail Charged with trespa**ing, Mrs. Johnson posted bail Now we gotta go to trial and defend ourselves Fight these motherf*cking attorneys from Taco Bell Say what you say but locals came out on our behalf Despite all these Kerman Christians With their anti-metal tracts We're still alive unlike Terry Kath Pretty nurses in bra and panties Give us sponge baths