Faxed Head - Chiropractic lyrics

You need chiropractic Life-long chiropractic Cradle-to-grave chiropractic Now world-wide, chiropractic My chiropractor is not a doctor My chiropractor used to manage a mcdonald's Then he took a course so he could serve us best My right leg he says, is longer than my left In a storefront that used to be a yogurt shop He performs treatments to get the pain to stop Here he roughs you up until your bones snap Insurance won't cover this, they're living in the past Subluxation Free orientation Defensive video Four x-rays, now we know Constipation and depression, traced to your spine Greeted by a pretty lady, two documents to sign Three times weekly, in 9 months you should be well Then it's once a week, until you die and go to hell