Fatt Happy Tony - Deadwood lyrics

[Verse 1: Fatt Happy Tony] Thinking that my face is so symmetrical As she's licking all the sweat up off my testicles I tell her that she's investable Which means I'll put a little in before I let ya go This ain't no friendly sh**, this is s**ual Why do these women get caught up with the conceptual? It's a game girl, pick up the dice and f**ing roll ‘em It's a shame, that you went and made friends because I sold ‘em Bought you off your daddy for only six dollars Trained you from fifteen to run when the dick hollers Whenever there's a glimpse of sunshine, the whip follows And it's obvious your audience have minds boggled Stricken with fear As you're writhing with tears In wait for the man with straight blade and trim beard Who already played an escort, to three of my best who*es Now that they're at rest, I guess d**h scores [Hook: Fatt Happy Tony] He's a k**er He's a k**er He's a k**ing machine [Verse 2: Fatt Happy Tony] Dear Holy Father I'm sorry about the slaughter I didn't mean to turn your only daughter, into a martyr As my fingertips slid up her thigh to grip the garter And candlewicks died, the room grew a little darker Jesus, I really thought that I was smarter Why the f** did I let my blood boiler start up? And leave her neck scarred up And the building charred up How can I live? I deserve to be tarred up But I've got enough money to deflect the charges Making it official that the k**er's still at large We can find a scapegoat for the altar I'll walk out whistling like a song bird Take bets, change odds, then conquer Pa** judgment like false gods until my jaws hurt [Hook 2: Fatt Happy Tony] He's a k**er He's a k**er He's a k**ing machine And when he hits the scene, you can hear the girls scream