That big-boned ba*tard He's got water on the brain If she's careful it'll last her While she's dealing out the pain I'm so happy to beg her Let the fake flag fly I'm so happy when she's plastic It brings tears to my eyes She's plastic in her kitchen She's plastic in her car She's a new age android With a plastic heart She wants a perfect smile She got the circuit board grin She want the perfect profile Imperfection is a sin I guess it's lost in theory God-given can't change Get the plastic, be happy Beneath the flesh is still the same She's a new age android With a plastic brain She's a new age android With a plastic brain