Housewife at thirty five With a feeling she thought had died She needs someone to talk to her Two kids and a house to clean But when it's done she changes the scene The it's time to call the doctor She wanna play catch me, catch me If you can I am, I am, I am her backdoor man (repeat) Little girl who's just been wed Lying all night alone in bed When the man is off to pay the bills You know doing the dishes may be fun But then again in the long run She needs someone to give her thrills She wanna play catch me, catch me If you can I am, I am, I am her backdoor man (repeat) Suzi is the queen of the prom But her boyfriend, Quarterback Tom, He doesn't know it but he's into guys And when the tears have gone She needs someone to turn her on Then she picks up the phone and sighs "I wanna play catch me, catch me If you can" I am, I am, I am her backdoor man (repeat)