I'm in love with the Senator's daughter And she's in love with me I call her on the hotline And she says she's mine all mine I love it when she says that stuff It makes me feel kinda manly and tough So I wonder if I oughta Ask the Senator's daughter If she'll marry me And make me oh so happy! I don't mind if I tell you this She's what I've been waiting for I remember when I first kissed her And she replied "I love you mister" I love it when she says those things My heart revolves and my eyeballs sting So I wonder if I oughta Ask the Senator's daughter If she'll marry me And make me oh so happy! I lose control when she's around I walk on the ceiling and my head hits the ground I feel like adrift in the Channel When she says I'm a political animal I love it when she talks like that She makes me feel like a Democrat So I wonder if I oughta Ask the Senator's daughter If she'll marry me And make me oh so happy! I'm in love with the senator's money But he won't give me none He says it's really not his fault 'cos it's stuck inside a Fort Knox vault Oh I love it when he tells those lies I'll get it all when the old man dies So I wonder if I oughta Ask the Senator's daughter If she'll marry me And make me oh so wealthy!