Baby, baby why won't you let me be You're a major pain in the a**, I do need the ha**le can't ya see Please I need some piece of mind That I was hoping I could find But you just kept a buggin Till I was crawling under the rug and baby Stressing, jump back baby back away Get off my back you monkey Ya got my nerves jumping like a junkie today Poison ivy ya come creeping up right behind me You make me itch baby you're so unkind Poison ivy you're like poison ivy You make me itch and I'm out of calamine So this is how you get your kicks Licking up everything after me Baby don't pet my dog and certainly don't mess with my birds or my bees Jesus I got a peeping Tom And I was hoping she was gone But she just kept a knocking Till I was crawling under a rock and baby Stressing, jump back baby back away Get off my back you monkey Ya got my nerves jumping like a junkie today Poison ivy ya come creeping up right behind me You make me itch baby you're so unkind Poison ivy you're like poison ivy You make me itch and I'm out of calamine Poison ivy ya come creeping up right behind me You make me itch baby you're so unkind Poison ivy you're like poison ivy You make me itch and I'm out of calamine