Turn off the TV Turn up the Stereo Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead I can't believe I missed the punchline Completely unaware that anything was said (Give) Any kind of compliment I'll take anything I can get (Show me) just one sign of intelligence I'll write it down so I don't forget Expect the worst, and I'll fall like a star Self-destructive, burnt myself up on the way down now Take back the words on the tip of my tongue Idiotic masterpiece for all the world to see Drowned out by the voices in my head Meet me at loveline, Ill see you next time co*k-s**er motherf*cker is all she said... Textbook head-case, I plead incompetence Oh, I can't wait to wrap my hands around your neck Demanding sympathy, accepting apathy I'll take anything I can get (I'll take anything I can get) Expect the worst, and Ill fall like a star Self-destructive, burnt myself up on the way down now Take back the words on the tip of my tongue And smoke until my brain goes numb