Family - Leroy lyrics

Leroy... and his Campus Queen, what she means, what she means Leroy was a cat, always knew just where he sat In his rise up to riches and fame The chick that he'd choose, would have dollars to lose And a love, lotsa love in her heart for his name One girl that he'd seen was the Campus Queen She had looks and her Daddy had lotsa loot So he made her his aim, in his heartless game He had looks, he had nerve, boy was he cute He craved a FLAT TOP WINNER, WITH A 2 SPOT DIMMER And a roof that rolled back for the sun Then add a V-8 HOOD, LOTSA CHROME ON THE HUB SPEED that says 160 and some, ah that's fast With his charm and his poise, he out cla**ed all the boys In the race for her hand he secured He met her Mum face to face, now she adored all his grace His place at their table was a**ured "My boy" said her Pa, "Now what you need is a car, call me Dad Gee whizz, you're my son" Get a 2 toned flyer, with white walled tyres, and a gas tank You make sure it's got plenty of gun (REPEAT CHORUS x 3)