Family Guy - The Freakin' FCC lyrics

Peter: They will clean up all your talking in a menace such as this; Brian: They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a piss Stewie: And they'll make you call fel**tio a trouser-friendly kiss! Peter, Brian, & Stewie: It's the plain situation; There's no negotiation, With the fellas at the freakin FCC! Brian: They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of the special interest groups; Peter: Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops; Stewie: Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops! Peter, Brian, & Stewie: Take a tip, take a lesson; You'll never win by messin', Peter: With the fellas at the freakin' FCC! Peter: And if you find yourself with some young s**y thing, You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling! ('Cuz you can't say penis). Peter: So they sent this little warning they're prepared to do their worst; Brian: And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you could be coerced; Stewie: I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first! Peter, Brian, & Stewie: They may just be neurotic, Or possible psychotic; THEY'RE THE FELLAS AT THE FREAKIN' FCC!