Family Guy - Freaking FCC lyrics

[Peter] They will clean up all your talking in a menace such as this [Brian] They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a piss [Stewie] And they'll make you call fel**tio a trouser-friendly kiss [Peter, Brian, & Stewie] It's the plain situation There's no negotiation [Peter] With the fellows at the freaking FCC [Brian] They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of the special interest groups [Peter] Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops [Stewie] Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops [Peter, Brian, & Stewie] Take a tip, take a lesson You'll never win by messin' [Peter] With the fellas at the freakin' FCC And if you find yourself with some young s**y thing You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling Cause you can't say penis So they sent this little warning, they're prepared to do the worst [Brian] And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you could be co-erced [Stewie] I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first [Peter, Brian, & Stewie] They may just be neurotic Or possibly psychotic They're the fellas at the freakin FCC!