Hello earthlings, (Greetings!) your favorite alien's back I crashed my spaceship, but here's my plan of attack Sit back, relax while I talk a bunch of crap on this track I'm sick of hatred, self righteous humans pretend That momma's basement is not the place that they live They stay up all night long, complaining on blogs Right here right now I'm gonna tell you how I could give a f** what you're about You think you're cooler than me