Ladies and gentlemen, it is quite unfortunate That we have to gather here for this, unjoyous occasion I stand here before you, DJ Drama and ask you for a moment of silence... A lot of fallen rappers A lot of fake emcees Some, even your favorites can no longer be with us It is a trying time, it is a tough time But because clearly there was no way ANY of them, could stay alive while 'Loso a/k/a Funeral Fab was here We now, must lay them all, to rest So sad... [sobs] so sad We may now start, the funeral service