[Verse 1] Dodge Challenger '69 Three sheets to the wind and we're doing fine We got the lock, stock, and barrel right beneath our feet Listen up everybody, we're ‘bout to bring the heat [Verse 2] Dead man's hand and a barrel of beer We got the ram's head up front and the guns in the rear If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, dear We got 99 bottles and we'll have ‘em right here