F.a.T - Drugs Like Me lyrics

[Sample of Marilyn Manson's "I Don't Like the Drugs (But the Drugs Like Me"] I Don't like the d** but the d** like me, the d**, the d**, the d** Don't like the d**, the d**, the d** [DZK] Wanna know how I know my friends smoke pot? I walked out in my garage, the whole lot of my crew is in a circle with some tools and an old box And I hear, "Dude, wanna help us build a robot?" Huh, okay, how much weed did y'all 'tards score? Hey nice electronics for there for that uh, cardboard Did Mary Jane change off to inventors? "Oh, bro, that's why we took apart your blender!" Jesus Christ, every single time you light up some kind bud and get freakin' high, you think up like, nine ideas and decide to try 'em Here, let me define this more clearly for you scientists: One pipe hit, plus three people talking equals you dudes thinking that you're f**ing Stephen Hawkings Every party I walk into I see some awkwardly heated argument about f**ing space-time geometry And half you jack f**s failed math, next bag skip a couple puffs man, pa** Last week you woke me up from my nap 'cuz you f**ing thought you found a pirate treasure map ("C'mon bro, that sh** was real!") [Sample] [Gravity] The first time I waltzed into DZ's crib He was shaking a bottle tryin' to make me swallow some sh** I'm like "LOL ROFL sh** I'll pop a couple with you" Next thing you know, I'm chewin' my bottom lip, yo Hey, net guy, am I on crack? Never mind let's go to the site Zion hacked I'm high on rap and Midol, you rhyme on that? Well, I call F.a.T and buy more crack from that dealer he knows My throat's closin', I'm goin' in slow motion, but I can't stop pacing Up in this gay[?] basement, I'm wasted with no emotions Takin' these old roaches and smoking 'em mang, maybe it'll slow up my heart rate Up in the garage, and smoke more pot Where the stoners are going and build a whole robot No lie, I'mma trippin' heavy, got a throbbin' frickin' headache I'mma gettin' gettin' ready to drop,crash, pa** out, a** out on the kitchen tile With a smile, naked, blanketless waitin' for the ambulance to take me [?] man, it was crazy, baby Damn you, Andrew, made me take the Addy Addy Addy Addy [Sample] [F.a.T] Hi, I'm Jake, I'm an alcoholic, uh, addicted to six narcotics and I stole your wallets ("Hi, Jake!") First time I smoked weed was in the fifth grade Learned to blaze before I learned all 43 states ("*GASP!*") Now I don't have a job and I'm a white rapper, what happened? Everything I had went right down the crapper Got a bag of shrooms I can't sell which is bad news Cuz they'll 'prolly be in my belly this afternoon Gravity, he callin' me askin' for crack rock I got it in my top drawer, hidden in a black sock I got a pill bottle that look like a bag of Skittles Put a ball of cotton in the middle so it's hard to get 'em DZ all up on my neezy nuts Askin' me if I got any speed that he can crush I'm like "No, b**h! Stop blowin' up my phone, b**h!" I told you, my doctor said I'm too old to be involved with this Adderall anymore Guess you're gonna have to step outside your house for once and find a new source I got a few problems but everyone's got 'em Mine is right after I fill a bottle it goes right back to the bottom [Sample] [On the Phone] "Hello, this is Jacob Hanson, I'd like to fill a prescription for Adderall, Doctor Winsel's office. Pickup tomorrow."