[Intro] Social climber Know-it-all Patronizer Punisher [Verse 1] Stuck up, pretentious and overbearing High and mighty when the world implodes Condescending, an upstart offender Cruel and callous when I know you are wrong [Pre-Chorus] Ring on the bell to call for service Bang on the gong to clean the mess up Now I've used every friend I've ever had And it doesn't look like I'm stopping there! [Chorus] I'm an elitist (Elitist) 'Cause I'm an elitist (Elitist) [Post-Chorus] A-list big shot Smarter than most Yes, egotistic Money to boast [Verse 2] Slicing up the stiff neck and lifting the high brow Focusing on things I get for free Opinions superior, attitudes aloud Here comes another victim to bleed [Pre-Chorus] Ring on the bell to call for service Bang on the gong to clean the mess up Now I've used every friend I've ever had And it doesn't look like I'm stopping there! [Instrumental Break] [Bridge] Antagonistic Money monger Passive sadistic Makes me stronger [Verse 3] Barefaced and brassy and flagrantly fu*ked Loud, ostentatious and crass Extensively fancy but soft to the touch Smile to your face when I pocket your cash [Pre-Chorus] Ring on the bell to call for service Bang on the gong to clean the mess up Now I've used every friend I've ever had And it doesn't look like I'm stopping there! [Chorus] I'm an elitist (Elitist) I'm an elitist (Elitist)