[Verse 1] Was whipping a Benz through Bel Aire Looking like shawty off of Slumdog Millionaire (Roll down your window) She asked me where I been all her life Well since you think I was born yesterday I guess our timing's just right (Right) Every night, staying at each other's house I call her coupon, she make me want to cut the bullsh** out Independent brand, skinny waist as she slept, a** fat Practically no covers left on my side of the bed Deep after a couple of weeks Asking about past freaks, beefing like Nas and Kelis Bust windows out my car like Jasmine Sullivan's song I ain't know whether to marry her or kidnap her noisy mom We off and on until the coffin If I lost her I'd be blue like the homie from The Watchmen That mixture of love and hate that'll make you levitate But pray for asthma cause I think about her every time I breathe For real [Hook] (To the world) I'm kinda confused it's the craziest (To the world) Am I king or a fool? It's the craziest [Verse 2] Packs a pink pistol in her purse She makes the cutest mean little frown when I spit a verse (She's so fine) Just looking at her always keeps me on hard Rub her back, bubble baths, Cinemax After Dark (Dark) We argue, she thinks everything is my fault But the sh** that really turns me on is when she slick talk She know my past, know I'm capable of no good While your nerd b**h makes you sit and watch The Notebook Jealousy and bad temper We two mechanical toys that's trying to wind up together I hit it like I'm never gon' get it again The kitchen, the den, the top of the washing machine on spin I'm her zombie when she's nude So jealous she'll probably follow me into a confession booth (She's psycho) Even the father told me she loved me But said, "Get a vetenarian, you both are sick puppies." (That's crazy!) [Hook] [Verse 3] Pleases me in all instances So I'm not experimenting with no mistresses (Not at all) Even when we disagree we still hold hands Somebody try to play me, she'll damn near k** a man (k** a man) I told her I was working she said, "Prove it yo." Then showed up with a camera crew of Cheaters to the studio (So crazy) So maybe I am suicidal But we are beautifully bound together like pages of an old Bible Shoe game up and her cooking tight She give the kind of head you wanna look forward to every night She inspires me and never breaks her promises Without her my life would be in ruins like archaeologists I figure it's God's design Like Sade's records, she's only got better with time (Time) She's still crazy but it's minor Now we got a little baby girl that looks just like her that I love [Hook]