Example - Milk Your Goat lyrics

Milk Your Goat, take a sip from your beverage Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her Get your coat, and if she says to you No you don't! Slip summink in her drink I watch her chattin' to that fella and I'm thinking they're never lovers She's a little minx, he looks like one of the Neville Brothers He's lookin smug so he's startin' to bug me This dude is f**in ugly it's not cause I'm jealous Of other fellas when they're getting into gashes they shouldn't be Intoxicated women who when sober they wouldn't be Getting anywhere, but by exhibiting magic tricks The girl don't even notice when he's startin' to grab her tits 20 minutes prior to the start of this monologue This dude was at the bar all by himself lookin' proper odd And when the pretty girl turned her back for a second-or-two Did what all predators-do took his opportunity He slipped something in her beverage He knew he never had a chance so to give him more leverage Cheated now you got a poor little innocent Off her f**in face and she's thinking she loves him Looking at him longingly, this ain't where she wanna be I feel like I'm the only one who noticed this anomaly Morally inclined to interject, intercept the dudes plan Just before it's gets sickening, Heartbeat quickening, I dunno what he put in her gla** But as they pa** me he's grabbin' her arse cheeks If it gets nasty I'll stop the shenanigans A spanner in his plan look he's over-milked it Milk Your Goat, take a sip from your beverage Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her Get your coat, and if she says to you No you don't! Slip summink in her drink Milk Your Goat, take a sip from your beverage Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her Get your coat, and if she says to you No you don't! Slip summink in her drink She's still Holdin' the same drink, she gives him a lame wink Whatever he gave her it won't let her brain think - Straightly, now shies grinning sat in his lap, his mates Take turns givin' him a pat on the back He's got her in his grasp he can do what he wanna do Take her back to his place you know what he gonna do I ain't a fan of it he don't deserve her She's far too pretty man how did he manage it Just as I get closer, I look at her finger It all becomes clear why she's letting him linger He was stood with a sly little look on his boatrace, And judging by his threads, he clearly has no taste, Except in buying j**ellery, he's so uninhibited He's really made a fool of me cause now I see what he did This flash rich ba*tard is far from plastered He's worked a little plan that he's totally mastered Sees his target, checks she's on the market And slips a diamond ring into her gla** as she guards it I guess that's pretty cheesy but some men are sleazy And if you chose wisely some women are easy When she spots the present say it's yours to keep And for at least one night she's yours to keep Just flash a precious stone it's as simple as that So there you have it lads, rohypnolís old hat Milk Your Goat, take a sip from your beverage Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her Get your coat, and if she says to you No you don't! Slip summink in her drink Milk Your Goat, take a sip from your beverage Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her Get your coat, and if she says to you No you don't! Slip summink in her drink Look I really gotta clear my throat Fellas lookin' silly when they stand and gloat You ain't getting nuttin' if you don't take note See the opportunity and milk that goat Look I really gotta clear my throat Fellas lookin' silly when they stand and gloat You ain't getting nuttin' if you don't take note See the opportunity and milk that goat Milk Your Goat, take a sip from your beverage Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her Get your coat, and if she says to you No you don't! Slip summink in her drink Milk Your Goat, take a sip from your beverage Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her Get your coat, and if she says to you No you don't! Slip summink in her drink