Example - Bonkers lyrics

As we waited at the bus when she wanted a cab I made her see sense with the gift of the gab Cab's twenty quid and there's money for us And plus it's one nugget each on the 220 bus One little issue that we've got to address I've got just enough cash, Pizza Express Even though she wants Thai chilli beef with mango I'll be content with some wings from Nando's Get to Express but before we can order Starts with a tirade that I never call her I say "tryna keep my phone bill smaller" Try and change the subject, "have you got taller?" "Don't give me that, that's a load of tosh" Said words like that, she's a little bit posh All I wanted was to call it lunches Instead she keeps ranting the weight of her punches "Be honest, you want this to work or not?" "Dough balls, please, and an American hot" "I'm talking geezer, I want to know please" "She'll have the Caesar with no anchovies" Two 'perronis, she makes a note I look back at her and she's getting her coat Heads for the door like a spoilt adult More food for me, eh? What a result