[Verse 1:] Call me the extrovert pervert dishing the dirt Always alert for a skinny flirt spinning in her miniskirt - Dirtily, yes I take what I want bruv certainly But it's hurtin me That I might roam home alone when it stones me I still gotta bury my bone in a poor mans clone of Let's say Rachel Stevens Even still that's a huge achievement You're all in agreement but not your mum Cause her opinion's stickin' out like sore thumbs Never outdone she moans as I lower my tone To the well known zone of misogyny I have an itch like I wanna grab a b**h So I take what I want like I'm Roman Abramovich Any which way but loose in truth There's never an excuse when you're pullin a moose [Chorus:] I'll take (take) what (what) I want (whatever I want) I'm a bad go getter yeah I'll take your pride maybe even your virginity It's your own fault ñ love you shouldn't grin at me [Verse 2:] She sittin in the shop window grinning back at me Her mouth don't move so she only shows apathy Plus, she don't have a bloke who'll wanna batter me She only needs air, the last one required batteries Make the purchase, hide her in my jacket, We'll be at it like a couple of rabbits once the packets gone Now it's on, the best thing she don't make a racket So we can do it even when my Nan's next door Second best ain't the route to pleasure Don't accept it if she gets clever Loses air cause she can't take pressure Pop her with a needle if she don't measure I never stress like Mayday, mayday Buy the other brand when it's Friday payday Yes mate get me a playmate Much in the same way as George Best back in his hey day [Chorus:] I'll take (take) what (what) I want (whatever I want) I'm a bad go getter yeah I'll take your pride maybe even your virginity It's your own fault ñ love you shouldn't grin at me [Bridge:] Ok I like real women but they never wanna give it up Even when they finally do by then I've given up Wait so long that I don't really give a f** A little tip son you might wanna pick it up See the honey in the street son pick her up Take her home as the night starts pickin up Won't need a rubber when your little man's up Cause she won't have a virus you don't want pickin up [Verse 3:] This ain't cheap s** it's something fresher One off payment for Luscious Luretta Fellas let's get your sh** together Blow up ladies are getting better She never tells you it's too late, Says shes got a headache, starts yawning Conversations never get boring, she can't speak Easy to store and dirt cheap Try telling me that ain't deep [Chorus:] I'll take (take) what (what) I want (whatever I want) I'm a bad go getter yeah I'll take your digits maybe even your virginity It's your own fault ñ love you shouldn't grin at me