You're my favourite bad habit It's stupid We never ever listen to Cupid We're about as well suited as Roger And Jessica Rabbit And I wish I could have it Just that little bit closer to some normality Haven't we gone to many lengths, pennies spent Still we don't make any sense Either as friends or as a couple If I said that I loved you I'd be lying to us both The only thing we know how to do is just f** And you're just like a drug but it's never enough See I tell myself it's proper but we're anything but We're just a couple of kids who got drunk at a party And later that night I undressed you like Barbie The very next morning we both should have left it A night is a night but we just didn't accept it How could I not repeat with you next to me Best to be sure, have some more, cause your s** is like ecstasy [Chorus: x2] Jeans on the floor, coat hanging on the door Been there before, it don't feel right You got me high as kite (when we s**?!) That's why I can't stop messing around with my best friend's ex Okay you started, we both should have parted ways From the day we both first laid nude in our birthday suits But mistakes are made And with your best friends ex see the stakes are raised See there's something more stimulating when you're there gyrating With a girl that your mates been dating Little taste from the bowl of forbiddenness food And your mates still your mate cause you've hidden the truth And you know you should tell him As sooner not later The later you leave it the more he will hate ya The thought in his heads looking horrid He's picturing his best friend stirring up his ex-girls porridge I can't bring myself to sit down and inform him When the girl that he loved left my house just this morning I had to repeat with her next to me Best to be sure, have some more, cause your s** is like ecstasy [Chorus x2] He says he misses her loads and he's telling me daily Thought he'd marry her and be having a baby [?] I tell him that there's so many roads And for every dead end there's other places to go In his head they're still living together In bed on the weekend, but now he feels weakened, they're not even speaking He thought it could have lasted, and as he's telling me I feel like a ba*tard Now me and his ex are lying there together in bed and together we've been lying instead We're well aware what we are doing is wrong We ain't been doing it long But it's racking my brain, ain't complaining, the s** is amazing It's harder to snob, frolicking like an alcoholic best in the pub I'm screwing him over so the screwing is over It has to be, shame, cause your s** is like ecstasy [Chorus x2]