So I'm walking down the high street in angel I bump into your bestfriend and she's acting all strange All attitude, chatting rude can't stop I really gotta catch a tube Why she doing this? I don't really have a clue She says why you being silly calling Lily every flipping day Why you being bitter eh? Once you got your dick away you can't just skip away and start getting jiggy with the who*e next door. Oh-no, here we go again, telling lies to your friends making out I was bad to you Finishing with you was something I had to do When peeps ask me, I tell them you were nasty Like that time when you put out your splif on me They look shocked 'cause you always act differently in public If only they knew then maybe they'd hate you as much as you made them hate me. At first you made me smile It was nice for a while but then you turned vile yo, yo I cussed I should've seen from a mile, you told them a pile Why'd you act like a child? When we first hooked up, it was pleasant and exciting Dinner down the local, weekends in Brighton Saturday, watching Fulham play at the cottage without stop it's time goal and we both went mental now I'm being sentimental, I gotta stop doing that 'cause I can't stop thinking about you and that tosser from the chipshop he don't even like hip-hop but you still went behind my back And it's k**ing me your chillin' whilst your fillin' in your friends Spillin' rubbish out your mouth, making me the villain See I disagree (yeah) with your methods entirely, You can't write a song about me and biliary We both know I never shagged the girl next door and I don't give you phone calls asking for more You're switching it on me because your needy love, now don't get bitter 'cause you ain't Cheryl Tweedy At first you made me smile It was nice for a while but then you turned vile yo, yo I cussed I should've seen from a mile, you told them a pile Why'd you act like a child? No no no [x14] You're a loon No no no [x14] You're a loon At first you made me smile It was nice for a while but then you turned vile yo, yo I cussed I should've seen from a mile, you told them a pile Why'd you act like a child? At first you made me smile It was nice for a while but then you turned vile yo, yo I cussed I should've seen from a mile, you told them a pile Why'd you act like a child? Na na na [x6] In the loo, in the loo Na na na [x6] In the loo, In the loo In the loo