Well, I got into a fight once with this guy His name is Adam something and I'll tell you why, oh yeah He said he listened to Hootie all goddamn day He thinks he's cool And he calls me gay (that's not very nice) I hate Hootie and the Blowfish I hate Hootie and the Blowfish I hate Hootie and the Blowfish I hate Hootie and the Blowfish I don't care how many records you've sold Or what single of yours has just gone gold, oh yeah I care about one thing and this is it.... That band Hootie is just a pile of sh** I hate Hootie and the Blowfish I hate Hootie and the Blowfish I hate Hootie and the Blowfish I hate Hootie and the Blowfish I hate them, I think that they really s** If they came to my house I'd lock the door Actually I'd open up the door, just so I could cut off their stupid heads Then I guess, I'd have to saw off their arms Just so they could never play guitar I think that they really really really really s** Oh no...no no no!