Evil Scarecrow - Crabulon lyrics

Beware! Geneticists With their craziness and hybrid monster fantisies Beware! The things they do They're geneticising monsters with geneticglue Beware! It won't be too long Before they splice some stuff and engineer a Crabulon Beware! Mighty Crabulon Here he scuttles left to right made from flutonium March forth, crabuhoard k**ing humorns(?) March forth, raise a claw for the crab lord - Crabulon! Destroy! The humanoids Fill their bellies full of nasty little crabuloids Destroy! Their only sun Harness the power put it in a laser gun Destroy! It's claw vs hand Their demise is the beginning of our master plan Destroy! The human race Perform a pincer movement crabuk**ing at great pace Arise my mighty pink army Scuttle left! Scuttle right! Attack! "But doctor how did Crabulon come to be?" "Well little Kraven, when a robot and a crustacean love each other very much he uses his hard drivve to impregnate the crustaceans eggs. However the process of robo-insemination is far too complex for the human mind!" Too complex for the human mind, my brain hurts