Evil Scarecrow - Book Of Doom lyrics

[Brother Pain's Reading] "And there he goeth up hence to Bethel And he is going in the way And the young little youths have come out from the city And scoff at him and say unto him 'Go up bald head, go up thy bald head' He looketh behind him and see-eth them And declareth them vile in the name of Jehova And two bears came out of the forest And rendeth them in two..." And here's chapter 1 And I read the instructions Scribed upon the page one of the tome My mind it be doth wander "Write in only red ink and then. Blah blah blah" I skip past the instructions They're dead boring, I scan the preface I leaf straight to the action No distraction for me, just The Book of Doom Now here's chapter 2 I ignite sacred candles I cut into my arm with the quill Then I plot your demise As I write down your names here 1,2,3 Now your fate is secured I have made your outlook look quite grim What's this? Something is weird In retrospect (and thinking about it) perhaps I should have paid some more attention to The Books of Doom "This book is property of John Romero." "Balls where is it?" "I Don't know, you had it!" "Is that it?" "No." Now where's chapter 3? Holy crap I have I lost it I am sure I put it over there That bit's really important OH EFF! Where has it gone, where's it gone, gone, gone I give up I can't find it The Librarian will not be pleased Plus my curse is quite ruined With frustration I then bin The Book of Doom "Just a reminder that your book is overdue." "sh**!"