Evil Cowards - Sex Wars lyrics

We were soldiers in a bloody s** war Without a clue about what we'd signed on for But we fought the good fight And we f**ed each other down I s**ed the venom out of your bite Went back for another round Of your sloppy sloppy buffet Watching the chips falling where they may And we tried it my way And then we tried it yours Stopping traffic on the highway With our public intercourse Of course we did, now didn't we? And there was no remorse No regrets of any kind We were so unsightly but we paid no mind It was a s** war And we were watching it unwind From our front-row seats On the front lines And we were wild-eyed Shell-shocked Messed-up Cracked actors ready for our close up We were fighting for a perverse future For every man, woman, child, and computer And we had our instructions So we marched into the fray Where I sampled your love suction And you showered in my spray And you didn't know who you were shooting at I didn't care that your b**bies were b**by trapped We were all in this together It was just like Vietnam Except with a whole lot more leather And a whole lot less napalm Less napalm We watched in wonder as the enemy gets On the receiving ends of our bayonets It was a s** war No truce in sight Sending home body bags On every cargo flight And we were k**ing machines Letting out our gun slides Sex marines, semper fi! Our hearts racing every night as we hunker In the dirty confines of our love bunker This is a s** war And we ain't going AWOL Letting God sort 'em out After we k** 'em all And we were overstimulated American heroes Fighting to prevent the next s** ground zero Notified by unwanted knocks upon your front doors Fresh k**s, casualties of s** wars