Don't wanna stay in and watch TV - Let's go down the pub Want to escape from reality - Let's go down the pub Don't wanna know about another war - Let's go get drunk down the pub Booze and birds you're living for - Let's go down the pub That's where you go with the lads Gonna drink, trying to forget Till closing time, then you're off Then you're off, straight home to bed Down the pub ... Down the pub ... Down the pub we go Had an argument with your girl tonight - Let's go down the pub Wanna get drunk and start a fight - Let's go down the pub Don't wanna talk about the news you've heard - Let's go get drunk down the pub Better chat up a pretty bird - Let's go down the pub That's where you go with the lads Gonna drink, trying to forget Till closing time, then you're off Then you're off, straight home to bed Life, they say, is so much fun - Let's go down the pub Don't think about the things you've done - Let's go down the pub Just ignore all trouble ahead - Let's go get drunk down the pub Buy us another round instead - Let's go down the pub That's where you go with the lads Gonna drink, trying to forget Till closing time, then you're off Then you're off, straight home to bed ... Down the pub we go ... Down the pub ... Down the pub ... Down the pub we go