Everybodyduck - Still Know How to Groove lyrics

Well I don't have a Bible that weighs eight hundred pounds And I never pa**ed out flowers at the mall I have never talked to spacemen or howled at the full moon Don't have velvet painting of Jesus on my wall ~ Well I don't have a briefcase or wear a three piece suit And I never ride my bike wearing a tie I have never shaved my hair off or sacrificed a friend Don't want my head chopped off and frozen when I die ~ Well Jesus doesn't want me for a Zombie And He's given me free will so I can choose I've escaped this world's snare but I don't have to be square Oh yes, I have become a Christian but I still know how to groove ~ Well I've never played with cobras or walked on red hot coals And I've never even touched a tambourine I'm not very good at bingo, I don't worship shiny rocks No don't have plans to wed my sister named Irene ~ Well I don't pray to statues, not even if they cry Don't watch that Jesus station on t.v. all day long Well I've never seen Elvis, don't have six billion kids And I don't sing through my nose on every song ~ Well Jesus doesn't want me for a Zombie And He's given me free will so I can choose I've escaped this world's snare but I don't have to be square Oh yes, I have become a Christian but I still know how to groove