Evan Greer - The John Kerry Song lyrics

My name is john kerry i'm a vietnam vet I'm here to tell you how much better things could get If you just let me be the king instead of that guy bush I'm a softer kind of fascist when shove comes to push You know you've gotta love my presidential style My presidential face and my presidential smile So vote for me! john kerry! See the softer side of tyrrany Vote for me! john kerry! Get rid of tweedle-dumb Bring in tweedle-dee! You can ask my wife and kids i'm the king of the waffles I'd be the best waffler in the whole oval office I waffled on gay marriage and i waffled on iraq I'll waffle on cafta and the patriot act I'm a real clever guy, yeah my strategy is strong If i never take a side, how can i go wrong? So vote for me! john kerry! See the softer side of tyrrany Vote for me! john kerry! Get rid of tweedle-dumb Bring in tweedle-dee! Well bush is a republican and i'm a democrat Our policies are just the same but who cares about that? The most important thing is the illusion of change So you can feel like you're involved while the status-quo's maintained For you the working cla** things will probably stay the same But won't it be nice to have a new guy to blame? So vote for me! john kerry! See the softer side of tyrrany Vote for me! john kerry! Get rid of tweedle-dumb Bring in tweedle-dee! You've got to know, you're more to me than just a statistic And i know you want democracy but come on, let's be realistic So don't blame me. my hands are tied I've gotta keep my corporate customers satisfied and in order to do that we've gotta keep you all in line Waving the flag and the dollar sign You've got a television to supply you with your thrills So take some propaganda and a few sleeping pills If you ever wake up we'll know what must be done But for now the ballot box is cheaper than the guns