This is one you can take home And paint it on your tail fin And when your coffee tastes like bathtub gin All your thoughts resemble West Berlin You'll re-ride The Orange Line And only insects will hum You will slowly come undone Like a sweater There's no Flying Dutchman to be found All ghost ships run aground And as you stand out to the coast Awash in overtones Pampered in plastic One day it will end All the King's Horses And all the King's Men Quietly quote "Off with his head!" Just like Alice And this one you'll recognize Back when they called it a cla**ic Now you're being sent to your room Like a naughty boy with a tall gla** of antiseptic And you'll write Amis in rhyme And it always comes out the same Nobody will remember your name Oh I've got a name No Mas