Eugene McGuinness - Monsters Under the Bed lyrics

There are so many hours in the day I know I've got work to do but hey My will to move, or even use my brain Is weathered by the eternal English rain And when the talk show ends, I scream Right at the screen for more pregnant teens I can't fall asleep it's almost 3 so I water the flowers out on the street I spent 5 hours on the net last night Avoiding the monsters under my bed with square eyes How fan-f**ing-tabulous it is to be so scared of the dark like this I know I've got work to do, it's a b**h I'm staggering round, I can't find the switch And I spent 5 hours on the net last night Avoiding the monsters under the bed with square eyes Now I dare not stick my feet out the end, in case they bite and sing a monster song La-da-dup-ba-da-bow-ah There are so many hours in the day to address this problem in some way Some barbie doll talks of carb intake I turn it off, and for now, I'm ok