Esquire - I'm So Rich lyrics

[Intro] Here's the plan. We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for. . . 1 million dollars. (Clears Throat) Don't you think we should maybe ask for more than a million dollars? A million dollars isn't exactly a lot of money [Esquire] I'm so rich I got a girl just to give me ma**age I'm so rich I got thirty cars in my garage I'm so rich that my driveway made of gold I'm so rich that my walkway look like the yellow brick road I'm so rich walk up in Saks like I need more of this I'm so rich that wrist made the Forbes list I'm so rich that when you walk in my house you turn into a tourist I'm so rich that my backyard look like a forest I'm so rich that money come out my shower I'm so rich that I change my shoes every hour I'm so rich that my bank account don't know subtraction I'm so rich that house is a tourist attraction I'm so rich that you could play 5 on 5 in my basement I'm so rich that if I get a scratch on my car, I just replace it [Lord Godly] I'm so rich that they charge me to see the menu I'm so rich my net worth is to be continued I'm so rich when I want water, they fly out to Fiji I'm so rich I can jump inside my f**ing TV I'm so rich I can fit a mansion in my helicopter I'm so rich they don't say I'm rich they say "I'm so Robert" I'm so rich my f**ing steering wheel, yup, made of gold I'm so rich is the biggest lie that these n***as told I'm so rich that everybody gets the memo I'm so rich I can speed race inside my limo I'm so rich that my mansion has 100 floors I'm so rich that all my cars got a 100 doors [Jordan Ali] I'm so rich everything I do I do it with the fire I'm so rich that my rubber tires never get tired I'm so rich when it comes to the money I do everything with ease I'm so rich that , sh**, my pockets on 3rd prestige I'm so rich that I come through straight ballin I'm so rich hold up . . . Sorry the money calling I'm so rich that I make money with a bottle rocket I'm so rich that I weigh 250 lbs plus my pockets I'm so rich you can see me on yo TV I'm so rich that Kanye wants to be me