You know the scene we be dancin' all night Your dick's gettin' hard and my p**y's tight Pull me to the bathroom and you're teasin' me But I wanna go home so you could be pleasin' me It's getting hot, you're ready to go Say goodbye, head out the door DJ says, "Stay one more song" Gives you more f**ing tickets to get your drink on You go back to the bar Start pounding old e Should be home by now Should be pounding me Don't get too drunk to f** tonight (You've got to get it up) Don't get too drunk to f** tonight (If you want to get it in) Don't get too drunk to f** tonight We get home, I get hot You pa** out, s**s a lot! Way to go sh**head, you did it again Now I'm stuck with my fingers and a ballpoint pen Talked a lot of sh**, acted like a pimp But I come home with you and what? It's limp? Drinking Mickey's, St.ides, High life, Corona What good is it if you can't pop a bo*er? I don't care if you can't come But it better be hard until I'm done I wanted hot beef (I got a cold noodle) I wanted slap and tickle (But I got a flapdoodle!) Don't get too drunk to f** tonight (You've got to get it up) Don't get too drunk to f** tonight (If you want to get it in) Don't get too drunk to f** tonight We get home, I get hot You pa** out, s**s a lot! I like to party, like to get f**ed up But I'd rather spend the night face down a** up Let's leave while your weenie's still working 'Cause I don't wanna spend the whole night jerkin' Spill your drink on me and you're covered in sweat Boy, that ain't the way to get me wet Don't come to my house to puke in my toilet Don't sleep in my bed just to soil it Don't pa** out goin' down on me (Or I'll wake you up with a mouthful of pee) Don't get too drunk to f** tonight (You've got to get it up) Don't get too drunk to f** tonight (If you want to get it in) Don't get too drunk to f** tonight We get home, I get hot You pa** out, s**s a lot! Don't get too drunk to f** tonight (You've got to get it up) Don't get too drunk to f** tonight (If you want to get it in) Don't get too drunk to f** tonight We get home, I get hot You pa** out, s**s a lot! Wake up! This s**s...