You're so late getting home from the office Did you miss your train? Where you caught in the rain? No, don't bother to explain Can I fix you a quick martini? As a matter of fact I'll have one with you For to tell you the truth I've had quite a day too Guess who I saw today, my dear I went in town to shop around for something new And thought I'd stop and have a bite when I was through I looked around for someplace near, and it occurred to me Where I had parked the car, there is a most attractive French cafe and bar, it really wasn't very far The waiter showed me to a dark, secluded corner And when my eyes became accustomed to the gloom I saw two people at the bar who were so in love That even I could spot it clear across the room Guess who I saw today, my dear I've never been so shocked before I headed blindly through the door They didn't see me pa**ing through Guess who I saw today? Guess who I saw today? Guess who I saw today? I saw you