You and I had a love for the ages I can't believe we let it slip away in stages Another argument A few more words to resent Dramatic scenes and all your phony shrieking pa**ion Placing liens on little bits of love you rationed I've had it up to here I will be really clear This time goodbye is really here You didn't try to block the door when I said that I would leave you You're weeping dry and anymore I guess I don't believe you Do you want me back? Is it just an act? Because every time I see you cry You're weeping dry You pretend like you've already flushed your feelings But you tell your friends that I left you crushed and reeling It's not reality You're not on TV You're just sitting in your pink and pearl castle Writing on your blog that I am such a total ha**le I'm gonna let it slide Venom misapplied I knew our love had really died You didn't try to block the door when I said that I would leave you You're weeping dry and anymore I guess I don't believe you Say you want me back I think it's just an act Because every time I see you cry You're weeping dry The first time I tried to leave You threw yourself in front of me Pounded on my chest to stay Next time was a comedy You tried to block the door but we Wound up making love all day We took a trip out to the vineyards There are two things I remember One was fighting over paper towels The other was the sweetest walk Into the midnight woods Hooting at all the owls Love is surely quizzical, I don't pretend to understand it Part mental and part physical I've really got to hand it to you You broke the rules Then you played it cool I went to get my things and that's when it really hit me Half the shirts in there didn't even fit me You and another guy Hung me out to dry Now there'll be no more wondering why You didn't try to block the door when I said that I would leave you There's something in my eye and I just can't believe you Don't want me back It was all an act Now it's my turn to cry Until I'm dry Weeping dry Every time that you walk by I wonder why