Eric Leeds - Rock Hard In A Funky Place lyrics

[Verse 1] Does anybody know you're here? This house of ill-repute (Ooohh honey I'm scared of you) Trying to deal with all your fears I guess this is what you get for being cute (Cute, cute) Soaked in banana cologne No wonder you're all alone It's written all over your face You're just-a rock hard in a funky place [Chorus] Rock hard in a funky place [Verse 2] Here comes a lady so you cover up She's a freaked out Funky electric mama with double cups Say you, you could cop if you wanted to Because something near your leg Is haunting you, such a disgrace You're rock hard in a funky place, ow! [Chorus] [Verse 3] You was working on the line You could drop on her But you couldn't concentrate When your dick saw her Maybe if you cop a nut in the car (Maybe if u cop a nut in the car) Maybe you could think About playing guitar [Bridge] (Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock) (Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock) Oh yeah [Chorus] [Vesre 4] All you're looking for is love Or a reason to believe there's a God above Pretty soon you'll get enough And head back to a life so tough I just hate to see an erection go to waste I'm just-a rock hard in a funky place [Chorus] Rock hard in a funky place Say it Rock hard in a funky place[x2] Oohh for rock hard in a funky place You rock hard in a funky place Say it, you'all [bRIDGE] (Rock, rock) What? (rock, rock, rock, rock) We got to go, y'all Tune in next week (rock, rock) Same time (rock, rock) Same boogie (rock, rock, rock, rock, rock hard) Oohhh yeah (rock, rock, rock, rock) We will rock, y'all (rock, rock) [Outro] But until then keep your finger on the trigger That's the only way it'll get bigger (What kind of f** ending was that?)