And now I'm trying to decide if I feel dirty at all Cause it gets hard to tell It's never just black and white She's got a mind of her own and she uses it well So she invites me over outside villanova She's got some pull-out sofa that we won't hardly need She is only drinking soda revving up that motor Got places we could go to but I still won't believe That she's only gifted When I'm standing by her side She goes una**isted And I start to relax as I cut her some slack So get up I gotta go to work Facing all these people who now know I'm a jerk And it's a set-up I gotta change my clothes Concealing all this evidence before everybody knows What I've done and what I'm gonna do again And in the middle of the night I have a breakdown of sorts With regret creeping in She's gonna put up a fight And she will get her way Cause she loves sleeping in So I need someone to side with when she begins confiding And I cannot provide it cause I'm endlessly cold She says she's so excited to play some groom and bride With me but I'm undecided so I need to be told That she's only sinking When I'm sleeping by her side With a change of thinking I could pull us away even just for a day So get up I gotta go to work Facing all these people who now know I'm a jerk And it's a set-up I gotta change my clothes Concealing all this evidence before everybody knows What I've done and what I'm gonna do again What I'm gonna do again She grows impatient to change my tune She's getting older and legal soon And I wasn't ready to start out and go upsetting Some girl that I'd be forgetting By the time the cops came by that afternoon And I try to decide as she pulls me aside So get up I gotta go to work Facing all these people who now know I'm a jerk And it's a set-up I gotta change my clothes Concealing all this evidence before everybody knows Just what I've done and what I'm gonna do again What I'm gonna do again