(hook:shane dawson) I wake up on the wrong side of my floor My clothes still smell like the night before Where Am I? Why am I talking to myself? (Self) (Verse 1) I'm like a fat kid running through a candy store I'm like a nympho surrounded by a bunch of who*es Why Can't I Just Get Control Over Myself? (Self) (hook 2) I'm not trying to be a saint I don't wanna be president someday I'm just trying to make my way. (Yeah) (chrous) I'm sorry I'm a f** up, yeah I can't do anything right I'm sorry I'm a f** up, yeah It ain't no one's fault but mine I'm sorry I'm a f** up, yeah I can't do nothing right I'm sorry I'm a f** up (Yeah) So if you f** up all the time Let's all sing (hook 3) Oops my bad I never said I'd ever get it right Da Da Da Da Da Da (verse 2) My girlfriend told me that she wants a break And that bring with me is what turned her gay What's with me; why does this happen all the time? (Time) I'm like a blind man walking through a perfume shop I'm like a black guy switching ladies in front of the cops Why can't I just get control over myself? (self) (hook 2) I'm not trying to be a saint I don't wanna be president someday I'm just trying to make my way. (Yeah) (chorus) I'm sorry I'm a f** up, yeah I can't do anything right I'm sorry I'm a f** up, yeah It ain't no one's fault but mine I'm sorry I'm a f** up, yeah I can't do nothing right I'm sorry I'm a f** up (Yeah) So if you f** up all the time Let's all sing (hook 3) Oops my bad I never said I'd ever get it right Da Da Da Da Da Da (verse 3) I'm just a bad luck charm To blame when things go wrong Been cursed since I was born Maybe one day I'll change For now all I can say (Yeah) (chorus) I'm sorry I'm a f** up, yeah I can't do anything right I'm sorry I'm a f** up, yeah It ain't no one's fault but mine I'm sorry I'm a f** up, yeah I can't do nothing right I'm sorry I'm a f** up (Yeah) So if you f** up all the time Let's all sing (hook 3) Oops my bad I never said I'd ever get it right Oops my bad I never said I'd ever get it right Oops my bad I never said I'd ever get it right Da Da Da Da Da Da Ah, f** it