By j. j. cale Well i can't read and i can't write And i don't know my left from right. I can't tell if the sun's gonna shine And i don't know if you'll ever be mine, But i'll make love to you any old time at all. I can't swim and i can't fly, I ain't no fish, ain't a bird in the sky. Chorus I can't count from one to ten, And i don't know the shape i'm in. Chorus