Want some whiskey in your water? Sugar in your tea? What's all these crazy questions they're askin' me? This is the craziest party that could ever be Don't turn on the lights 'cause I don't wanna see Mama told me not to come Mama told me not to come "That ain't the way to have fun, no" Open up the window, let some air into this room I think I'm almost chokin' from the smell of stale perfume And that cigarette you're smokin' 'bout scare me half to d**h Open up the window, s**er, let me catch my breath Mama told me not to come Mama told me not to come "That ain't the way to have fun, son" "That ain't the way to have fun, son" The radio is blastin', someone's knockin' at the door I'm lookin' at my girlfriend - she's pa**ed out on the floor I seen so many things I ain't never seen before Don't know what it is - I don't wanna see no more Mama told me not to come Mama told me not to come She said, "That ain't the way to have fun, son" "That ain't the way to have fun, no" "That ain't the way to have fun, no" "That ain't the way to have fun, son" "That ain't the way to have fun, no" "That ain't the way to have fun, son" "That ain't the way to have fun, no" "That ain't the way to have fun, son" "That ain't the way to have fun, no" "That ain't the way to have fun, son"