T’was the week before christmas And all through the town All the people were trippin Then somethin came down I never knew I had it Day after day the dullness grew Then one day I just felt plain lazy Yes, I have it I have it I am infected Mono virus I got the symptoms I need the cure I want to go to bed Kiss me, kiss me Get ahead on the door You wont see it comin’ Day after day after day Tedium Then one day you’ll just feel plain stupid Oh yes you have it You gotta have it, you gotta have it Well you have it, you have it You are infected Mono virus I got the symptoms I need the cure I want to go to bed Kiss me, kiss me Get ahead on the door Repetition, same sh** everyday Every year change is forbidden Restrained by the fear Apathically speakin Its been a long time The cake remains the same Now beat on the doldrums Beat on the doldrums Now beat on the doldrums Oh yes you have it You gotta have it, you gotta have it Well you have it, you have it You are infected I got the symptoms I need the cure I want to go to bed Kiss me, kiss me Get ahead on the door I got a Monovirus Monovirus