Epmd - Mr. Bozack lyrics

(p: pmd, e: erick sermon, b: both) P: good morning mr. bozack, time to wake up the nuts (for what) to hit the shower, so i can wash the bu*t E: damn (last night was crazy) word life, i had a blast P: it was a** for days, nuts had a full tank of gas E: golly, g, word p, tits and vd P: p**y kicking louder than my alpine benzi, box E: yes, i fresh, sweet like gumdrops Pay me like oprah and no one to co*kblock P: slow down big fella (why) i think you're ga**ing me E: p, get off my big dick, chill, stop harra**ing me P: your dick, you mean my dick and don't forget Now let me scrub that head because it smells like fish B: mr. bozack (repeat 2x) E: that's your fault, black (explain) no jim hat You got in some fly sh** and stuck me in bear back Smarty, what happened over there at the party Was it vodka and smeared on a bit of bacardi P: no dick (don't call me that) sorry mr. bozack But you didn't help, talking bout (where the hoes at) E: i was hard (how hard) hard enuff to buck (sh**, you didn't rush the p**y) see, i stuffed her like a duck P: mr. bozack (what) you went out like a s**er E: not me, g, p, cuz you the one who bucked her P: hachoo (god bless you) damn, here's a tissue E: yo, p i'm feeling sick P: relax, what can i get you, tetracycline E: no a penicillin cap, it burns P: yo, chill mr. bozack E: no, i can't believe that (cool jack) screw that All you had to do was wear a jim hat P: i reached for one, but didn't quite make it She grabbed on your head piece, i couldn't quite take it Now lounge mr. bozack, stop cryin like a wuss Now bone up the nuts, g, cuz yo, there's more puss E: look, p, the b-o-z is like audi P: audi like who E: motherf**in kurt gowdy It's the jim... owwww, it burns Don't worry, g, i'll have ya hooked up on friday We'll go get the shot real quick Everything will be copestetic Oh what the hell all, got to stab this hoe cake right?