Epmd - Funky Piano lyrics

(chuck d sample: "hear my jam with the funky piano") [scratched 4x] Straight from brooklyn, from out the projects, It's dj scratch, so girls fix your kotex. The ruler; not slick rick, but the ruler on the mix, With ten or more tricks. Take flicks, prick, but please don't miss this: Watch my dj cut with his dick. Yeah, slick ain't it? see your moms fainted, Technique 1200, and watch scratch train it. I'm-a step off and let scratch collect dough, While you hear my jam with the funky piano. ("hear my jam with the funky piano") [scratched 4x]] ("here with the movement of his hands") ("who is the best?") [scratch] ("me!") [scratch] ("stop lying") ("go ask her mother") {all 4x} [scratch] Pmd: A brief description, yeah, bust my dj on the mix. No line switch, two transform, cuts wit his lips. And feeds up and down is extra weak, He strictly cross-fades club mixes every week. Won't break a sweat, the man's sharp on the blade. Real name george spivey, sports a high-top fade. Brothers starin' shocked while the brother is rockin'. No arrows on the record or marks, or needle poppin'. From table to table, sports a gucci cable. Epmd's the group, def jam is the label. Now i'm-a step off while scratch collects his dough, Or rock a funky scratch to the funky piano. ("hear my jam with the funky piano") [scratched 4x] ("here with the movement of his hands") ("who is the best?") [scratch] ("me!") [scratch] ("stop lying") ("go ask her mother") {all 4x} [scratching] ("good god!")