Epic rap battle parodies - The Sims vs Animal Crossing lyrics

Epic Rap Battle Parodies! The Sims VS! Animal Crossing! Begin Angry Sim: What are these? Hugging trees, trying to rustle our leaves! No need to speak, we'll use Simlish to ??? upstream! Energetic Sim: Let me query these queers Arrange your face towards how we feel to ya! Corrupt you like your towns with an ordinance for zoophilia! Lazy Sim: I would do this later, procrastinating to beat them But I can be a better Mayor, just sleepin' in your museum! Artistic Sim: We can onomatopoeia em'! Energetic Sim: Swits Zorg! Ooh! Dabee! Artistic Sim Make their red noses bleed! All together: Turning over a New Leaf Villager 1: Welcome to our Wild World, Sims here we go! Don't need to pocket your pool ladder to drown you with our flow Villager 2: Town tuning out your sh**ty simulated committees If you can't dig it, we got treaties, that'll keep you in your city Villager 3: We got similar roots, but we can rip raw weeds Let us trip you up with disses like a pitfall seed! Villager 4: Smashin' Sim City spinoffs, till' they're blue and noir! Now I suggest you take a seat, before we move it to the door! Angry Sim: What are you talking about? Our mods are iconic Lazy Sim: Ironic, your failures handheld Artistic Sim: Lookin' through nooks and crannies, just tryin' to ring a bell Energetic Sim: Lets take it to the streets, we'll see who is talking! All together: You're more or less of a threat then an actual animal crossing! Villager 1: AGH!!! We're axe a**a**ins, knap-sackin' the win! Villager 2: If you wanna be like us, than I'll make you MySim Villager 3: It's PC vs 3D, you're stuck in '04 Villager 4: And Sims 4 was a bore! Together: Even slower than Spore!