Epic LLOYD - Episode 1: Charles lyrics

Epiclloyd gets two messages by the user aysharpietwintip13 The first one was: "My brother sais that L verse song doesn't count as being a verse with all Ls. His name is Charles, please destroy him in a rap." The second one was:"I asked you to destroy my bro in a rap, here's some info. He's 15, he has a moustache, he grunts instead of answering, he wears black and he hates Chuck Norris. He tries to rap, he thinks that Things 1 and 2 were weak, he's a jerk who always has to throw the last punch! His food can't touch, he doesn't like cheese, potatoes, mayo, or most condiments, ( I thought i'd throw that in) And don't think I'm hatin' him, it's just that he's a jerk and I want to get back at him just once for all the things he did to me. He's probably gonna hit me once he hears it, but it'll be worth it! PLEASE!" Your time on earth as a bully is about to officially expire cause' you've been targeted for destruction by dis raps for hire I hear you've been a dick to your brother sharpietwintip Well EpicLloyd's about to exact a little bit of his vengeance I promise Your gonna dislike everyone one of these comments Like you do cheese, potatoes, mayo, and most condiments That's your brother man why do you have to be a jerk You better answer me and stop grunting like one of them pigs from angry birds I'll rip your arms off like a wookie and then eat ‘em for lunch Then watch you flop around the ground tryin' to throw that last punch I'm gonna mangle you Charlie and spill out of ya guts Then serve them to you on a plate making sure the different pieces never touch It doesn't bother me you don't like thing 1 or thing 2 that much I think Charles here is just mad that no one ever calls him chuck And plus If something I wrote was a type of style that you loved I'd have to burn it cause' that means all the lyrics I came up with s**ed You got no business sporting facial hair that's just ridiculous Your not done growing yet That moustache is probably bigger than your dick is And your clothes are so Goth I can't even see where you go Walking around like some 15 year old version of the crow I'll say this clearly once and make sure not to stutter Quit freaking picking on your little younger brother So sharpie when you see him Go ahead and blow him a kiss But then raise your fists in self defense Cause' your on your own after this That's it!