Epic LLOYD - Nelson, mark, steven & lucas (dis raps for hire) (feat. zach sherwin) lyrics

[Epic LLOYD] EpicLLOYD's the microphonist of this stone-cold dis Dish choke-holds out like fish bones in your neck Light up your coals, heat up your stove, heads will roll ‘Bout to make a Nelson, Mark, Steven, Lucas ca**erole These four lame dudes all sing the same tune This ain't the worst bullies, it's an acapella group A quartet of maggots who just ain't worth talkin' to ‘Lest you're mockingly a**aulting them like I was brought to do Ungodly large words, huh? (Psssh) you're a laugh to me You patently lack an accurate perspicacity See you'll just foment a ma**ive wrath in me Instigating altercations such as these is of dubious sagacity I put the “dis” into “DISlexic” Disregard these dismal disrespectful disappointments Diseased with dysentery, y'all couldn't amount to sh** So disappear, you disemboweled dicks are dismissed And as murderous as this first verse has been To be certain and a**ured, I've secured a Sherwin To toss jacka**es off ya back like BLAOW! Ey yo, Zach, aww, y'all done f**ed up now [Zach Sherwin] It's not hard to tell my freezin' ruthless heart is far from meltin' This behavior makes me sick, I'm heavin', pukin', barfin', belchin' Even and as far as squelchin' beef these dudes should start or else I'm leavin' bruises, marks and welts on Steven, Lucas, Mark and Nelson What an ironic twist You jerk-offs broke Jonas's wrist And, if you think it's humorous when letters get switched And ri-i-remixed, then please enjoy this Here's what happens when I blast a wrath raps past ten I got rage to vent on all s**er a** men I'm deadlier than any cobra with poisonous insults When I spit a dis is snake clan venom results I'll chop off a ball each if you start beef with Zach Leave you mean trolls with uneven sacks And in fact, it was funny as hell To see an MC serve your stanken an*s, LOL, eL [Epic LLOYD] You say epic, he's dyslexic, crazy phrases he won't get it I say bullsh** and I give my man some credit Every word he works out will read like a present An incentive force repentance on this sh**ty four pack of degenerates So bro, don't feel hopeless, show 'em that you own this Flippin' the bird at 'em no matter how broke your wrist bone is Turn your back, strut away, tell 'em who you're known as, sing it Like my name is Jonas!