EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! GOKU! VERSUS! SUPERMAN! BEGIN! [Superman] Who can stop this constipated jock With the awful animation and the complicated plot? Who's got the rap bombs to drop on Japan? This looks like a job for the OG (Superman!) I'm k**ing it, you're Krillin it, I'm villainous to vegetables Who dance around in hammer pants that hide their tiny genitals My level is incredible, I'm out of your league You want justice? I'll bust this nut up in your Chi Chi Greasy slick emcee from DC One breath I'll freeze your whole measly species You're primitive and limited, you live in a village of idiots Step in Metropolis, I'll snap a carrot period [Goku] How many times are they gonna rewrite your story? Your powers have been boring since the nineteen f**ing forties Defeat me with heat beams? You're crazy Cause I'm a Super Saiyan, you're a flying Miss Daisy You're pretty pasty to be powered by the sun You can't flow to Son Goku, I Kaoiken get it done When I see your movies all I do is watch the clock Cause there's nothing fun about a superhero scared of green rocks Look at those panties (ho!) You got that camel toe I'll report to Lois Lane, then Superman that ho [Superman] Haha, your rapping is weaker than your fight scenes Just one punch and over 9000 screams! I'll make your nose bleed like Roshi sniffing panties From Z to GT, you can Dragonball deez [Goku] Don't lecture me about fights, you caped coward You got your a** beat by a bat with no powers There's only one way that this battle's gonna end One more Superman who's never gonna walk again WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EP! IC! RAP! BATTLES OF HISTORY!