Epic LLOYD - Episode 10: Momma Metcalf lyrics

Yo get back, it's Momma Metcalf So bada** she fliped the script on Dis Raps Rat-ta-tat-tat, no gats That's just the sound bones make when punks get their necks cracked So crazy, she hangs with insane peeps And shuts sh** down when head cases get angry I gotta spit flows that are hotter than lava If'n I wanna give props to this awesome momma So hard she births kids clad with sticks and armor No drama not-a-drop for this security officer Cause lady ain't the type of chick you wanna fight with She's a stone cold k**er, even Conan likes this I ain't playing, she running with the criminally insane Immune to Dis Raps so much I had to change the name Yo mama jokes about Else, they all start the same Yo mama so... *gags*... then they just end in pain Cause just her name in your mouth will choke you out, man She's like a 4-foot-nine little version of Bane Elsie, mum to one Leon Crosby She tear more a** than cheap T.P Dear Momma, you got a fan in your son, brung a man in the world by the name Leon Dear Momma, this is for everyone, wanna show the whole world we know where we're from Dear Momma, you got a fan in your son, brung a man in the world by the name Leon Dear Momma, this is for us as much as him Ma, show us the grin! About them skateboard joints that get your mom's annoyed I say as long as you're employed, yo it's all your choice At least you're moving dog, you could be old and fat I'm 30 plus spitting raps (Boy, you too old for that!) That broken ankle must have been painful Stick fighting will come in handy when your working with your cane, bro, so be thankful There's an endless amount of a**holes to be torn And next year I'll be back to rip into some more of 'em But today I got love for Ms. Metcalf And ma'am, please don't get distracted how I spit these raps My attacks shouldn't ruin the meaning For some reason, in front of this background I need to be screaming So stand up ya'll, push them shoulders back Respect, mothaf**as ain't too old for that Cause you only get one mom, and you know when she's gone You're gonna wish that you had wrote her a song So get on it!